My Best Fatherly Advice
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Being a sneaker wearing dad of two beautiful daughters I have decided to publish my best fatherly advice. These are the guidelines every young girl should know.
1. Boys Are Evil – Really no explanation needed. Refer to #2.
2. Boys Will Say Anything To Kiss You – Do not under any circumstances find yourself alone with a boy until you are either in a very committed relationship or are married. Public places are fine. There is only one reason a boy would want to be alone with you – refer to #1.
3. Boys Do Not Love You – If a boy tells you he loves you refer to #2. Boys lie, refer to #1.
4. Gossip Is Not As Important As Friendship – Never say anything about a friend that you would not say to their face. No matter what, gossip will get out. Talk highly about your friends, talk sparingly about your enemies. Girls can be evil.
5. A True Friend Will Never Abandon You – Short of murder and adultery, a true friend is one that sticks with you through thick and thin. If a friend abandons you, they most likely weren’t a true friend in the first place. Don’t abandon your friends when they need you most. A shoulder to cry on is a very special place. Girls in packs can be evil, ignore them.
6. Stay Educated – You should always know who your politicians are, you should always know how to balance a checkbook, you should know how to cook at least one great meal, you should know the rules to at least one major sport, you should know how to change a flat, read whenever possible. Learn the game of golf or tennis. Girls are smart.
7. Know How To Protect Yourself – Refer to #2. Do not be paranoid but always be alert. Know the steps you would take to get out of any sticky situation. Knowledge will replace fear. Always be prepared. Do not allow yourself to be taken, no matter what.
8. The Borrower Is Slave To The Lender – Stay out of debt whenever possible. Credit cards are almost as evil as boys. Learn to invest on your own. Create a budget and stick to it! Spend less than you earn. Save.
9. There’s No Time Like The Present – Do it now. Talking about things can be a waste of time. Take action. Start today and work out the details as you go along. Try things while you are young and get involved. On the other hand, you’re never to old to start. Life is short, don’t dilly-dally.
10. You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To – If you want something bad enough, and you really make an effort, the chances are that it will happen. Set goals and strive to meet them. Do not listen to naysayers. Dream big. Dreams come true.
11. Giving Up Is Not An Option – Don’t give up and don’t quit. The moment you are about to give up will be the moment that defines you. Avoid regret and give everything you do 110% effort.
12. Do – Vote, Pray, Laugh, Share, Encourage, Exercise, Hug, Listen, Make Amends, Sacrifice, Forgive, Participate, Walk on the Beach.
13. Don’t – Lie, Cheat, Steal, Sulk, Belittle, Condemn, Overindulge, Smoke, Follow Blindly, Brag or Try Drugs.
14. Ask Your Parents For Advice – You will get into situations that require good sound advice. You will not want your parents to know these situations. Ignore your fear and ask your parents. Parents come with experience, that’s why they were created.
Loved the advice about boys, lol, and yes, credit cards are almost as evil. Although, they don’t care if they’re alone with you or not when they go for what they want. I think #11 is my favorite as the life lessons that come from failure are what lay the foundation for success.
Thanks for dropping by Greg. All the best.