Okay, I'm going to take 2009 by the %#@!'s and get some big things accomplished. Here's a small list of my 2009 New Years Resolutions:

1. Bring back Space Food Sticks. (Am I the only one that misses them?)
2. Play my Fender Stratocaster at least four times this year.
3. Win one doubles match in tennis. (Sheesh already!)
4. Stop buying every new iPod (Except the rumored iTouch large screen)
5. Spend more time giving noogies to my girls. (Yesssssssss!)
6. Take my Hot Wife to Kansas City. (Sweet!)
7. Stop watching Brett Michaels find a chick (After the bus tour of course)
8. Get my basal cell carcinoma mascot removed from my head.
9. Sell more greeting cards. (Gosh! Buy some cards why don't ya!)
10. Lose 4.5 pounds. (Because I need to, that's why!)
11. Have a rational conversation with a democrat. (Are you freakin kiddin me?)
12. Ride my bike more. (And take it off some sweet jumps.)
13. Watch Napoleon Dynamite twenty more times. (Heck, yes I will.)
14. More to come...

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