Here's a pretty good list of things I believe my four and six year old daughters would rather me not do. If I've broken any of these (which I have) I apologize now.

A daddy should never...

1. Wear black socks with sneakers
2. Sing in the car
3. Shave off his mustache
4. Wear anything pink
5. Grow hair on his ears
6. Kiss another woman
7. Bake a cake
8. Skip through a store
9. Wear a dress or skirt
10. Use a blow dryer
11. Put on lip gloss
12. Sit to go pee
13. Wear a party/pretty hat
14. Eat anything with sprinkles
15. Say, "I'm so sure"
16. Ride a girls bike
17. Roller skate
18. Sit in a tanning booth
19. Participate in Pilates
20. Wear fur
21. Shave his legs
22. Take a bubble bath
23. Wear socks with sandals
24. Buy panties
25. Eat grilled chicken salad
26. Go shirtless in public
27. Make jewelry
28. Wear earrings
29. Use hairspray
30. Watch My Little Pony
31. Toot in public
32. Smoke cigars
33. Wear earmuffs
34. Spray on a tan
35. Give sweaty hugs
36. Listen on the phone
37. Forget birthdays
38. Belly flop
39. Burp the alphabet
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