100 Things a Sneaker Wearing Dad should never do - Curtis Tucker The Blog - Antics of working from home
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100 Things a Daddy should never do... 1. Wear black socks with sneakers 2. Sing in the car 3. Shave off his mustache 4. Wear anything pink 5. Grow hair on his ears 6. Kiss another woman 7. Bake a cake 8. Skip through a store 9. Wear a dress or skirt 10. Use a blow dryer 11. Put on lip gloss 12. Sit to go pee 13. Wear a party/pretty hat 14. Eat anything with sprinkles 15. Say, "I'm so sure" 16. Ride a girls bike 17. Roller skate 18. Sit in a tanning booth 19. Participate in Pilates 20. Wear fur 21. Shave his legs 22. Take a bubble bath 23. Wear socks with sandals 24. Buy panties 25. Eat grilled chicken salad 26. Go shirtless in public 27. Make jewelry 28. Wear earrings 29. Use hairspray 30. Watch My Little Pony 31. Toot in public 32. Smoke cigars 33. Wear earmuffs 34. Spray on a tan 35. Give sweaty hugs 36. Listen on the phone 37. Forget birthdays 38. Belly flop 39. Burp the alphabet 40. Trim bangs 41. Paint pottery 42. Wear a Speedo 43. Smell pretty 44. Run over an animal 45. Dance on a table 46. Baby talk 47. Yell at a coach 48. Scratch a dogs privates 49. Whistle at a ballet 50. Wear a thong 51. Miss a tea party 52. Scratch his privates 53. Forget deodorant 54. Wear a wig 55. Imitate the Three Stooges 56. Put straws in his nose 57. Enter before knocking 58. Forget to say thank you 59. Wear shorts to church 60. Dance at a school function 61. Eat boogers 62. Touch a curling iron 63. Travel without a map 64. Appear on Dr. Phil 65. Use the word metrosexual 66. Carry a dainty manbag 67. Forget Mother's Day 68. Ride side saddle 70. Eat bugs 71. Put bathtub video on YouTube 72. Hang a spoon from his nose 73. Smell better than mom 74. Get a perm 75. Sleep nude 76. Watch Soap Operas 77. Read Cosmo 78. Drink a Cosmo 79. Wash colored laundry 80. Iron a pretty dress 81. Swing on a rope anywhere 82. Tell fart jokes 83. Use baby powder 84. Lie about his age 85. Sleep with a stuffed animal 86. Have longer hair than mom 87. Spend the night in jail 88. Explain child birth 89. Wear a night gown 90. Throw away old dolls 91. Read porn at home 92. Pass up buying ice cream 93. Forget a surprise after a trip 94. Forget to say "I Love You" 95. Run from a spider 96. Let daughters marry before 30 97. Wear slippers 98. Shop til they drop 99. Get caught in Victoria's Secret 100. Go to the pool with a hairy back Thanks for reading! Feel free to link to this list! Please do not use it without proper credit. Back to blog and comments section... |
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